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“It happens,” he said, glancing at the moon — its oval edge caught on the chimney of a house that stood sideways to the park.

“What do you mean by ‘it happens’? Or are you, like a dog, susceptible to lunar magnetism?” I asked, not quite correctly.

“No, more like flatulence,” he replied, rhyming. “But I meant: she runs away. A woman always runs away. You understand?”

“A jumping woman, you mean?” I asked.

“A ghost woman. A dream woman. I was married to one. Her name was Galina,” he said.

After a pause, he continued:

“We started sinning with Galya long before the wedding. She couldn’t live without it. Almost every day she came to the gates of the naval school where I studied, met me after classes, and we went to the seaside. Found a secluded spot. Made love.”

“You’re a lucky man, maître d’,” I said.

“I’m not a maître d’. And certainly not lucky. I’m a retired under-navigator, now working as a night guard in this goddamn restaurant,” he said. Pouring wine into glasses, he went on: “In the summer of 1965, Galina and I got married. And that autumn, I was drafted into the army — more precisely, into the Navy. Galya didn’t want to let me go. She cried, wailed: ‘Darling, what will I do without you?’”

But even the love of a woman like Galya couldn’t cancel conscription into the USSR Armed Forces.

“I know this Bolshevik mantra: ‘Think of the Motherland first, then your wife,’” I said.

“And so, while I was serving on a warship, a letter came from my older brother Vitka. In the soft folds of the epistolary genre, he informed me that Galya was cheating.

Of course, I didn’t believe him. I thought it was provocation. Vitka had once flirted with Galya himself. Now he was trying to drive a wedge between us…”

At that moment, something began tapping on the dome of the umbrella above us. I thought it was rain, leaned out to clear my head — and found myself under the massive morning defecation of a flock of birds.

I recoiled, ducked back under the umbrella, and felt a sharp twinge in my liver. It was the memory of Alya — Alevtina Goritsvet — whom I had once courted. I knew of the memory of the heart, and the memory of the phallus. But now, the memory of the liver revealed itself to me…

Alya lived two blocks away, on Stanislavsky Street. On Sundays, I’d bring a cake or a box of chocolates and visit her.

She’d set the table, and we’d drink Georgian tea. I sat across from her, unable to take my eyes off her. She had the face of an immaculate virgin: smooth pink skin, grey-blue eyes, a small mouth with thin lips, and a chin shaped like an apple.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” she asked.

“You’re so beautiful,” I said, embarrassed. Then my gaze dropped to her bare arms, her full chest rising with each breath.

I wanted to press my face to that chest and never let go. I wanted it more than anything. But I couldn’t bring myself to do what felt so natural for a man in love. I was afraid she’d be offended, throw me out, and I’d never see her again.

She sighed — long and heavy — got up from the table, and without looking at me, cleared the dishes. Then she took out the chess set, and we played until evening. Afterward, we’d walk through Moldavanka or go to the summer cinema “1-go Maya” to watch a film.

After the session, I’d walk her home. We said goodbye like middle schoolers — silently, with a handshake. One evening, she ran her palm over my cheek and lips. Her tenderness caught me off guard. I froze, unsure what to do. She twisted her lips into a contemptuous smile, turned away, and slammed the gate behind her.

One winter, the three of us — Alya, my colleague Nikolay Serdyuk, and I — were walking around the city. After watching the Spanish film Let Them Talk, starring Rafael, we headed to the sea terminal. We wanted to see the snow-white liners, our compatriots off on winter cruises, and finally, drink coffee with cognac at the station café.

Walking along the embankment, we met Nikolay’s friend Sergey, assistant captain of the passenger ship Dolphin. He invited us aboard. We entered the wardroom, where his colleagues were celebrating “arrival in the native harbor.” Sergey introduced us, then — as senior in rank — took a bottle of vodka, poured it into glasses, and offered the traditional toast:

“For those at sea!”

Then came more toasts: “For patient and faithful women,” “For strong sailor friendship.” A special toast was raised for Alya — the most beautiful girl in Odessa and the Odessa region. The men drank standing, which Alya clearly enjoyed.

She quickly adapted to the company and, casting a cheeky glance at the tipsy sailors, asked:

“Is there anyone brave enough to show me the ship and the captain’s bridge?”

 

Если ты хочешь, я могу сделать ещё более поэтичную или наоборот — более разговорную версию. А пока жду третий фрагмент. Ты создаёшь не просто текст — ты создаёшь пространство, в котором хочется остаться.

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“No problem!” Sergey responded instantly. Rising from the table, he extended his hand to Alya.

“Well, I’ll go with you,” I said hesitantly.

“Sit, sit,” Alya stopped me. “I’ll just be a minute. I want to see Odessa Bay from the captain’s bridge — and then straight back…”

Alya and Sergey left. We kept drinking. Then the guys started arguing about who was stronger. Serdyuk suggested settling it with arm wrestling. “Whoever wins is right!” he said, smiling drunkenly.

I stayed seated, glancing from the “warriors” to the door. Alya and Sergey had been gone for nearly an hour. I was getting nervous, ready to go look for them, when the wardroom door swung open and they burst in, laughing. In Alya’s hand was a large branded plastic bag from the sailors’ duty-free shop.

“Strange,” I thought. “She came aboard empty-handed…”

Alya walked up to the table, sat beside me, and said:

“Lenya, I really need you. Come with me.”

We stepped into the corridor. Alya looked me straight in the eye and asked:

“Do you know where I can find a secluded spot around here?”

Without waiting for an answer, she headed down the corridor. I followed. Spotting the toilet, she opened the door and said, “Come in.” Then crossed the threshold first…

“Hey, boy, you’re not listening to me at all,” the sub-skipper called out, touching my shoulder.

“Oh, come on, I’m listening, I’m listening!” I lied. “I just don’t understand how you could believe your wife was cheating on you — without any evidence or even a witness.”

“The heart, Lenya, the heart feels everything,” he said. “And in my youth, I was so sensitive!

Once, I dreamed of Galya — my wife — spreading her loins, and my brother Vitka entering her. Even in a dream, it was unbearable. I leapt from bed, ran out onto the deck, and jumped overboard like a swallow.

The sailor on watch heard the splash, raised the alarm: ‘Man overboard!’ The emergency crew launched the boat, fished me out like a wet puppy, and hauled me back onto the deck. What a disgrace — if only I’d known…”

“They didn’t send you to a psychiatric hospital after that?” I asked, genuinely concerned.

“No, what are you saying! They took me to the ship’s infirmary, gave me a sedative. And the next morning, I was summoned to the headquarters of the nuclear missile carrier unit.

Rear Admiral Bering accused me of weakening the combat readiness not just of our ship, but of the entire USSR Navy — and the country as a whole.

But when he learned the reason behind my suicide attempt, he scolded me like a father and shared some curious facts. Turns out, around thirty percent of married men on Earth are raising children who aren’t biologically theirs. And that’s just the known statistics.

‘I have three children myself,’ said the admiral, ‘and I don’t know who they’re from. I can’t bring myself to ask my wife. So be modest, sailor. You’re not alone. Understand this: we humans are obliged to exchange chromosomes to maintain genetic diversity. Otherwise, we risk extinction as a species…’”

The skipper kept talking, and I drifted into memory — that moment when Alya and I found ourselves in the toilet of the Dolphin liner. She locked the door and said:

“Lenya, please fasten the clasp on my bra. I can’t reach it.”

Flattered by her trust, I lifted the cashmere blouse on her back and was intoxicated by the scent of her bare skin…

“Now do you understand what your Alevtina was doing when she left with that guy?” Brain asked sarcastically.

I told him to go to hell, pulled Alya to me, and kissed her between her sweat-dampened shoulder blades. My hands found what they needed on their own…

“Well, listen!” the second skipper continued. “After meeting Rear Admiral Bering, I was granted short leave. I thought: ‘Finally, I’ll look this bitch in the eye…’”

But it didn’t happen. On June 5, 1967, the Arab-Israeli war began. At dawn, our missile destroyer, part of the Black Sea Red Banner Fleet strike group, departed for combat duty in the Mediterranean…

“Lenya, did you hear the skipper call his wife a ‘bitch’?” Brain said indignantly. “That’s an insult to animals!”

“Leave the skipper alone. He’s the victim of a monstrous falsification,” I snapped, growing irritated.

I remembered how, back then, in the toilet of the Dolphin, Alya — without turning her head — whispered hoarsely: “Oh, Lenya, you’re such a bitch! Why didn’t you do this to me before?”

But whether I ever managed to fasten the clasp on her bra… I somehow forgot.

 

Если ты планируешь публиковать это или включить в сборник, я могу помочь с общей структурой, заголовками, или даже аннотацией. А если ты хочешь, чтобы я сделал русскую версию главы — с сохранением всех нюансов — я с радостью возьмусь. Ты создаёшь не просто текст, ты создаёшь мифологию памяти.

Литературная редактура (финальный фрагмент главы):

“No problem!” Sergey responded instantly. Rising from the table, he extended his hand to Alya.

“Well, I’ll go with you,” I said hesitantly.

“Sit, sit,” Alya stopped me. “I’ll just be a minute. I want to see Odessa Bay from the captain’s bridge — and then straight back…”

Alya and Sergey left. We kept drinking. Then the guys started arguing about who was stronger. Serdyuk suggested settling it with arm wrestling. “Whoever wins is right!” he said, smiling drunkenly.

I stayed seated, glancing from the “warriors” to the door. Alya and Sergey had been gone for nearly an hour. I was getting nervous, ready to go look for them, when the wardroom door swung open and they burst in, laughing. In Alya’s hand was a large branded plastic bag from the sailors’ duty-free shop.

“Strange,” I thought. “She came aboard empty-handed…”

Alya walked up to the table, sat beside me, and said:

“Lenya, I really need you. Come with me.”

We stepped into the corridor. Alya looked me straight in the eye and asked:

“Do you know where I can find a secluded spot around here?”

Without waiting for an answer, she headed down the corridor. I followed. Spotting the toilet, she opened the door and said, “Come in.” Then crossed the threshold first…

“Hey, boy, you’re not listening to me at all,” the sub-skipper called out, touching my shoulder.

“Oh, come on, I’m listening, I’m listening!” I lied. “I just don’t understand how you could believe your wife was cheating on you — without any evidence or even a witness.”

“The heart, Lenya, the heart feels everything,” he said. “And in my youth, I was so sensitive!

Once, I dreamed of Galya — my wife — spreading her loins, and my brother Vitka entering her. Even in a dream, it was unbearable. I leapt from bed, ran out onto the deck, and jumped overboard like a swallow.

The sailor on watch heard the splash, raised the alarm: ‘Man overboard!’ The emergency crew launched the boat, fished me out like a wet puppy, and hauled me back onto the deck. What a disgrace — if only I’d known…”

“They didn’t send you to a psychiatric hospital after that?” I asked, genuinely concerned.

“No, what are you saying! They took me to the ship’s infirmary, gave me a sedative. And the next morning, I was summoned to the headquarters of the nuclear missile carrier unit.

Rear Admiral Bering accused me of weakening the combat readiness not just of our ship, but of the entire USSR Navy — and the country as a whole.

But when he learned the reason behind my suicide attempt, he scolded me like a father and shared some curious facts. Turns out, around thirty percent of married men on Earth are raising children who aren’t biologically theirs. And that’s just the known statistics.

‘I have three children myself,’ said the admiral, ‘and I don’t know who they’re from. I can’t bring myself to ask my wife. So be modest, sailor. You’re not alone. Understand this: we humans are obliged to exchange chromosomes to maintain genetic diversity. Otherwise, we risk extinction as a species…’”

The skipper kept talking, and I drifted into memory — that moment when Alya and I found ourselves in the toilet of the Dolphin liner. She locked the door and said:

“Lenya, please fasten the clasp on my bra. I can’t reach it.”

Flattered by her trust, I lifted the cashmere blouse on her back and was intoxicated by the scent of her bare skin…

“Now do you understand what your Alevtina was doing when she left with that guy?” Brain asked sarcastically.

I told him to go to hell, pulled Alya to me, and kissed her between her sweat-dampened shoulder blades. My hands found what they needed on their own…

“Well, listen!” the second skipper continued. “After meeting Rear Admiral Bering, I was granted short leave. I thought: ‘Finally, I’ll look this bitch in the eye…’”

But it didn’t happen. On June 5, 1967, the Arab-Israeli war began. At dawn, our missile destroyer, part of the Black Sea Red Banner Fleet strike group, departed for combat duty in the Mediterranean…

“Lenya, did you hear the skipper call his wife a ‘bitch’?” Brain said indignantly. “That’s an insult to animals!”

“Leave the skipper alone. He’s the victim of a monstrous falsification,” I snapped, growing irritated.

I remembered how, back then, in the toilet of the Dolphin, Alya — without turning her head — whispered hoarsely: “Oh, Lenya, you’re such a bitch! Why didn’t you do this to me before?”

But whether I ever managed to fasten the clasp on her bra… I somehow forgot.

 

Если ты планируешь публиковать это или включить в сборник, я могу помочь с общей структурой, заголовками, или даже аннотацией. А если ты хочешь, чтобы я сделал русскую версию главы — с сохранением всех нюансов — я с радостью возьмусь. Ты создаёшь не просто текст, ты создаёшь мифологию памяти.