пятница, 31 июля 2026 г.

 Chapter 13(+)

 

 

It was the summer of 2021. I was walking the streets of the German capital, and, as always, I was thinking about everything at once, and, of course, about something of my own.

I had remembered my grandfather Stepan, who had fought his way to this very Berlin; my father, who had seen the end of the war in Praga; and my uncle Pavel, who died in the summer of 1942 near Kharkov, and whom I know only from one miraculously preserved photograph...

And so, I thought, Germany had repented of its sins, or rather, its atrocities. For a certain period, there had been discussions about the need for repentance for the crimes of the Soviet regime. But over time, these sluggish debates died down. And the "shameful" past began to be served at the table of modernity, at whose head sat the ennobled I. V. Stalin in his modest generalissimo uniform, like a delicacy.

I was just walking along Grunerstrasse, past the luxurious windows of the Alexa shopping center, and seeing the mannequins with their smooth, velvety faces, I remembered that I, too, could do with a shave. But where the hell could I buy a razor and blades?

In desperation, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you heading?” the driver asked in Russian. In this multinational city, I took it completely for granted. “Going to see the girls?”

“Why would I be seeing girls?”

“Well, the first thing most Russians do when they get to Berlin is head straight for a brothel. And we’ve got plenty of them here.”

“What are you talking about? It can’t be!” I said.

“Oh, you have no idea,” the driver replied. “Prostitutes bring about fifteen billion euros in taxes into the German budget every year. Now that’s what I call a real industry!”

“Good for them. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I’m Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Ever heard of it?”

“Yes, but that city doesn’t exist anymore.”

“What do you mean, it doesn't exist?!” the driver gasped.

 “I was born there, grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s called Oleshky.”

"Is that true? So, I haven't just lost my homeland, I've lost my hometown too," the taxi driver lamented.

"Is that really something to cry over?"

"You shouldn't say that! It's my home soil, after all," he said, turning his middle-aged, snub-nosed Jewish face with blue Slavic eyes toward me, and continued, "So, where are we heading, compatriot?"

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky," he introduced himself.

"Mikhail, I've just arrived in Berlin. And I need to buy a razor and some replacement blades."

"Oh! All the stores are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least at Arkonaplatz, which is not far from Mauerpark."

"Then why are we just sitting here? Let's go!"

“Oh, really? So not only have I lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“Not much of a loss to regret, if you ask me!”

“You shouldn't say that! It’s my hometown, after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed, middle-aged Jewish face with blue Slavic eyes toward me. He continued,

“So, where are we heading, fellow countryman?”

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail. Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I’m just passing through Berlin. I desperately need to buy a razor and some spare blades.”

“Ah! All the shops are closed today. But we could try our luck at one of the flea markets.

But you can try looking for something suitable at a flea market. At least in Mauerpark, this is not far from here.

“Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!”

I looked closely out the taxi window at the passing boulevards and pristine buildings, scrutinizing the sidewalks and the pavement.

“Damn it! Not a single pothole, not even the tiniest puddle!” I muttered, mock-disappointed.

“Well, what do you think of this then?” Mikhail said, nodding toward a small crowd gathered under the linden trees.

They were dancing as if gripped by a collective seizure. At first glance, it looked as though everyone at this "rally" had the tremors. But then I heard the choral singing and saw the dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, passionately beating out African rhythms on drums, blowing into saxophones, and plucking melodies from banjos. Only then did I realize that this was a musical celebration of identity, organized by refugees from Africa.

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. Right next to them, imitating their moves, danced busty, fat-bottomed Frauen and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed determined to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a buzzword to them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchen.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around, cheering the musicians and dancers with rhythmic clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I remarked. "They're the ones we should look up to as models of resilience!"

"They're all over the place! There's nowhere left to house them," Mikhail grumbled.

"The only places left are the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll ever agree to return to Mali or Sudan..."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, suddenly waking up. "Where Jews, Mikhail’s kinsmen, were once burned, today they're settling their ancestral enemies—the Muslims!"

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a pack of spare blades from the first one that caught my eye mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with a drink; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"Why not invite him along? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, just like in the old Soviet days."

"Well, if you insist, we can try."

We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This place has two advantages: first, it's close to your home, and second, the hummus makes a fantastic appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of the newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glasss.

"Not just Berlin—all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I suggested.

"Post-colonial syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only things left of the German colonies are a couple of breweries in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao—which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Mikhail’s friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is dancing to the tune of local industrialists," he continued.

 "And do you know why?"

Why?” I asked.

“The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around seven hundred thousand jobs every year,” Vaclav enlightened me.

“And there simply aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. The local oligarchy's motto these days is something along the lines of: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from.”

“The nature of oligarchs is exactly the same, whether in Germany or Ukraine,” I remarked.

“What are you saying!” Mikhail quipped. “Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'fleece' the state budget—as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.”

“And yours are downright lambs, I suppose?” I said, feeling oddly offended on behalf of our homegrown oligarchs.

“Lambs or not, there are around twenty thousand of them here,” Mikhail noted.

“A decent herd!” I agreed.

“This 'herd,' as you put it, possesses a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars. Germany owes its prosperity to them!” Vaclav added.

“Now I can perfectly imagine who those migrants will be working for,” I said, offering a peaceful smile to put an end to this fruitless argument.

The waiter arrived, bringing hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, fresh vegetables, and piping-hot flatbread.

“However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand,” I said as we raised our glasses and drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

“What are you talking about?” Mikhail asked, as if he had already lost the thread of our conversation.

“About the millions of migrants,” I reminded him.

By this time, we had all drunk and eaten well, and there was little point in dragging the conversation out any further...

“Today, I was up at the TV tower,” I began. “And from there, I saw—or perhaps I merely imagined it—countless mosques that have touched down across the territory of your capital...”

“Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are turning into the center of the Muslim world.”

“But the German government itself is inviting them!”

“And in doing so, it is merely carrying out the will of the local oligarchs.”

“I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?”

“First of all, we are talking about Karl and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick and Otto families, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche clan, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub and Braun families, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck family, the von Oppenheims…”

“And they are the ones deciding Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. Their combined wealth is worth well over two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't the least bit concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents—especially women?”

“The government's stance on this issue was perfectly voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: ‘We must not allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...’”

“The minister is leaving something out,” I noted. “What is he trying to hide behind such diplomatic platitudes?”

“The bottom line is that the post-war generation is retiring in masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs open up in Germany every year, and domestic resources simply aren't enough to fill them.”

“So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that the long and short of it?”

“Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots,” Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in.

“At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs able-bodied workers—a vast army of strong hands...”

“I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims. Is this unique to Germany, or is it happening across the EU as a whole?” I asked, beginning to seriously doubt the direction in which the continent was drifting.

“You're new here, Lenya, and there is a lot you don't know yet,” Mikhail said, his voice tightening with emotion.

“A few years ago, a new term emerged in the European political lexicon: 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written to prove how real this threat is—the threat of Europe turning into a 'Eurabia' where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. They claim that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, while those who submit will be turned into second-class citizens, known as 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology.”

“Yes, I’ve read something about it, but I could never believe it was actually that serious,” I admitted.

Today, I was up at the TV tower,” I began. “And from there, I saw—or perhaps I merely imagined it—countless mosques that have touched down across the territory of your capital...”

Mikhail froze with his glass halfway to his lips, while Vaclav let out a soft, ironical chuckle, shaking his head. The alcohol had loosened their tongues, but my sudden revelation seemed to bring a heavy, mystical silence to our table.

Vaclav slammed his hand on the table, his face flushing.

"Lenya, you sound like a textbook xenophobe! You just don't get it. This radical, paranoid rhetoric belongs strictly to the fringes—to the far-right extremists who only crawl out during government crises or Bundestag elections to scare voters. The 'open door' policy isn't a failure. It is bearing tangible fruit. It’s not for nothing that Germany remains Europe's undisputed economic powerhouse!"

 Vaclav Novotny, a fierce and uncompromising supporter of Angela Merkel's Christian Democratic Union (CDU), was practically vibrating with righteous indignation.

"How blissfully naive, Lenya!" my critical Brain whispered directly into my ear, dripping with cold, cynical amusement. "Just as the Germans willfully blinded themselves to the catastrophe of Nazism in the past, today they blindly ignore the double noose tightening around their necks: 'cheap' Russian gas and the vaunted fairy tale of multiculturalism. Renouncing national identity for the sake of gross domestic product is a direct, one-way path to turning a free European individual into a second-class 'dhimmi'..."

Hearing Brain's icy verdict, I suddenly thought with tender gratitude of the Congress of African Women and of dear Vera Mason. She, too, "professes" an "open door" policy. But her doors are open in the opposite, far more honest direction. Through them, the reversed streams of migrants, radical ideas, and reparations must flow—straight from Europe back to those countries from which they had been drained for centuries by the force and cunning of capitalists of all stripes.

“You didn’t imagine it, Lenya,” Mikhail said quietly, setting his glass down with an unusually sober precision. “They didn't just land. They are dropping anchor. And we are the ones helping them tie the knots.”

“Oh, come off it, Misha, stop with the apocalyptic drama!” Vaclav waved his hand dismissively, though his eyes remained anxious. “It’s just architecture. The world changes, Berlin changes. It’s a global shift, nothing more.”

 Brain chimed in inside my head with his usual cold, clinical tone.

“A global shift indeed,” Brain observed, suddenly waking up from his temporary slumber. “They call it historical necessity.  But look closer, Lenya. The mosques, the towers, the corporate empires—they are all just shifting coordinates on that very same map your grandfather was talking about. You are looking for boundaries where there are none left.”

I took a slow sip of my water, the taste of garlic and lemon still lingering on my tongue. Looking at my companions, who were already drifting back into their lighthearted, alcohol-induced banter, I realized that some truths are indeed meant to be seen only from a height of two hundred meters—or through the eyes of a ghost.

 

"This is Vera-Virginia, Vera—the very same one whose health we just drank to," I said, my voice hoarse from the excess of emotion.

"This same, Leonid?" Is she the founder of the Congress of African Women, the millionaire, and also your personal kidnapper?" Vatsval asked me in turn, sticking the burning end of his cigarette between his lips.

"Yes, this is the one who kidnapped me".  I replied. "She took me from my usual marginal swamp and forcibly carried me off to this crazy Europe."

"Excuse me, mademoiselle, but you're mistaken!" Mikhail, having come to his senses, interceded. "Oranienburger Strasse has long since ceased to be associated with Amsterdam's Red Light District! And we're here because your friend Lenya and I had dinner at this restaurant. By the way, they serve excellent hummus here, I recommend it. And no girls, believe me..."

I shook my friends' hands and, opening the door, stepped into the dark bowels of the Cadillac, sitting down next to Vera.

"I was returning home from a symposium on the decolonization of consciousness," she said, pulling up to a traffic light. "I'm driving down Oranienburger Strasse, looking to the right, and I see you. You're standing outside the restaurant, making eyes at the prostitutes.

"What prostitutes, Vera! We just finished dinner, left the restaurant, and were already saying goodbye, getting ready to go home. And then you pulled up," I said, feeling guiltless.

 

 Chapter 13(+)

 

 

I suddenly remembered that I needed to shave. But where on earth could I buy a razor and blades? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you heading?” the driver asked in Russian. In this multinational city, I took it completely for granted. “Going to see the girls?”

“Why would I be seeing girls?”

“Well, the first thing most Russians do when they get to Berlin is head straight for a brothel. And we’ve got plenty of them here.”

“What are you talking about? It can’t be!” I said.

“Oh, you have no idea,” the driver replied. “Prostitutes bring about fifteen billion euros in taxes into the German budget every year. Now that’s what I call a real industry!”

“Good for them. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I’m Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Ever heard of it?”

“Yes, but that city doesn’t exist anymore.”

“What do you mean, it doesn't exist?!” the driver gasped.

 “I was born there, grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s called Oleshky.”

"Is that true? So, I haven't just lost my homeland, I've lost my hometown too," the taxi driver lamented.

"Is that really something to cry over?"

"You shouldn't say that! It's my home soil, after all," he said, turning his middle-aged, snub-nosed Jewish face with blue Slavic eyes toward me, and continued, "So, where are we heading, compatriot?"

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky," he introduced himself.

"Mikhail, I've just arrived in Berlin. And I need to buy a razor and some replacement blades."

"Oh! All the stores are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least at Arkonaplatz, which is not far from Mauerpark."

"Then why are we just sitting here? Let's go!"

“Oh, really? So not only have I lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“Not much of a loss to regret, if you ask me!”

“You shouldn't say that! It’s my hometown, after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed, middle-aged Jewish face with blue Slavic eyes toward me. He continued,

“So, where are we heading, fellow countryman?”

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail. Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I’m just passing through Berlin. I desperately need to buy a razor and some spare blades.”

“Ah! All the shops are closed today. But we could try our luck at one of the flea markets.

But you can try looking for something suitable at a flea market. At least in Mauerpark, this is not far from here.

“Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!”

I looked closely out the taxi window at the passing boulevards and pristine buildings, scrutinizing the sidewalks and the pavement.

“Damn it! Not a single pothole, not even the tiniest puddle!” I muttered, mock-disappointed.

“Well, what do you think of this then?” Mikhail said, nodding toward a small crowd gathered under the linden trees.

They were dancing as if gripped by a collective seizure. At first glance, it looked as though everyone at this "rally" had the tremors. But then I heard the choral singing and saw the dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, passionately beating out African rhythms on drums, blowing into saxophones, and plucking melodies from banjos. Only then did I realize that this was a musical celebration of identity, organized by refugees from Africa.

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. Right next to them, imitating their moves, danced busty, fat-bottomed Frauen and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed determined to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a buzzword to them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchen.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around, cheering the musicians and dancers with rhythmic clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I remarked. "They're the ones we should look up to as models of resilience!"

"They're all over the place! There's nowhere left to house them," Mikhail grumbled.

"The only places left are the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll ever agree to return to Mali or Sudan..."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, suddenly waking up. "Where Jews, Mikhail’s kinsmen, were once burned, today they're settling their ancestral enemies—the Muslims!"

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a pack of spare blades from the first one that caught my eye mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with a drink; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"Why not invite him along? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, just like in the old Soviet days."

"Well, if you insist, we can try."

We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This place has two advantages: first, it's close to your home, and second, the hummus makes a fantastic appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of the newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glasss.

"Not just Berlin—all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I suggested.

"Post-colonial syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only things left of the German colonies are a couple of breweries in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao—which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Mikhail’s friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is dancing to the tune of local industrialists," he continued.

 "And do you know why?"

Why?” I asked.

“The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around seven hundred thousand jobs every year,” Vaclav enlightened me.

“And there simply aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. The local oligarchy's motto these days is something along the lines of: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from.”

“The nature of oligarchs is exactly the same, whether in Germany or Ukraine,” I remarked.

“What are you saying!” Mikhail quipped. “Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'fleece' the state budget—as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.”

“And yours are downright lambs, I suppose?” I said, feeling oddly offended on behalf of our homegrown oligarchs.

“Lambs or not, there are around twenty thousand of them here,” Mikhail noted.

“A decent herd!” I agreed.

“This 'herd,' as you put it, possesses a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars. Germany owes its prosperity to them!” Vaclav added.

“Now I can perfectly imagine who those migrants will be working for,” I said, offering a peaceful smile to put an end to this fruitless argument.

The waiter arrived, bringing hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, fresh vegetables, and piping-hot flatbread.

“However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand,” I said as we raised our glasses and drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

“What are you talking about?” Mikhail asked, as if he had already lost the thread of our conversation.

“About the millions of migrants,” I reminded him.

By this time, we had all drunk and eaten well, and there was little point in dragging the conversation out any further...

“Today, I was up at the TV tower,” I began. “And from there, I saw—or perhaps I merely imagined it—countless mosques that have touched down across the territory of your capital...”

“Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are turning into the center of the Muslim world.”

“But the German government itself is inviting them!”

“And in doing so, it is merely carrying out the will of the local oligarchs.”

“I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?”

“First of all, we are talking about Karl and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick and Otto families, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche clan, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub and Braun families, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck family, the von Oppenheims…”

“And they are the ones deciding Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. Their combined wealth is worth well over two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't the least bit concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents—especially women?”

“The government's stance on this issue was perfectly voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: ‘We must not allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...’”

“The minister is leaving something out,” I noted. “What is he trying to hide behind such diplomatic platitudes?”

“The bottom line is that the post-war generation is retiring in masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs open up in Germany every year, and domestic resources simply aren't enough to fill them.”

“So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that the long and short of it?”

“Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots,” Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in.

“At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs able-bodied workers—a vast army of strong hands...”

“I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims. Is this unique to Germany, or is it happening across the EU as a whole?” I asked, beginning to seriously doubt the direction in which the continent was drifting.

“You're new here, Lenya, and there is a lot you don't know yet,” Mikhail said, his voice tightening with emotion.

“A few years ago, a new term emerged in the European political lexicon: 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written to prove how real this threat is—the threat of Europe turning into a 'Eurabia' where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. They claim that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, while those who submit will be turned into second-class citizens, known as 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology.”

“Yes, I’ve read something about it, but I could never believe it was actually that serious,” I admitted.

Today, I was up at the TV tower,” I began. “And from there, I saw—or perhaps I merely imagined it—countless mosques that have touched down across the territory of your capital...”

Mikhail froze with his glass halfway to his lips, while Vaclav let out a soft, ironical chuckle, shaking his head. The alcohol had loosened their tongues, but my sudden revelation seemed to bring a heavy, mystical silence to our table.

“You didn’t imagine it, Lenya,” Mikhail said quietly, setting his glass down with an unusually sober precision.

“They didn't just land. They are dropping anchor. And we are the ones helping them tie the knots.”

“Oh, come off it, Misha, stop with the apocalyptic drama!” Vaclav waved his hand dismissively, though his eyes remained anxious. “It’s just architecture. The world changes, Berlin changes. It’s a global shift, nothing more.”

Suddenly, waking up from his temporary slumber, Brain chimed in inside my head with his usual cold, clinical tone.(“A global shift indeed,” Brain observed.

“They call it historical necessity, Leo calls it a conspiracy, and these two call it a herd of oligarchs. But look closer, Lenya. The mosques, the towers, the corporate empires—they are all just shifting coordinates on that very same map your grandfather was talking about. You are looking for boundaries where there are none left.”

I took a slow sip of my water, the taste of garlic and lemon still lingering on my tongue. Looking at my companions, who were already drifting back into their lighthearted, alcohol-induced banter, I realized that some truths are indeed meant to be seen only from a height of two hundred meters—or through the eyes of a ghost.

 

 

 

"This is Vera-Virginia, Vera—the very same one whose health we just drank to," I said, my voice hoarse from the excess of emotion.

"This same, Leonid?" Is she the founder of the Congress of African Women, the millionaire, and also your personal kidnapper?" Vatsval asked me in turn, sticking the burning end of his cigarette between his lips.

"Yes, this is the one who kidnapped me".  I replied. "She took me from my usual marginal swamp and forcibly carried me off to this crazy Europe."

"Excuse me, mademoiselle, but you're mistaken!" Mikhail, having come to his senses, interceded. "Oranienburger Strasse has long since ceased to be associated with Amsterdam's Red Light District! And we're here because your friend Lenya and I had dinner at this restaurant. By the way, they serve excellent hummus here, I recommend it. And no girls, believe me..."

I shook my friends' hands and, opening the door, stepped into the dark bowels of the Cadillac, sitting down next to Vera.

"I was returning home from a symposium on the decolonization of consciousness," she said, pulling up to a traffic light. "I'm driving down Oranienburger Strasse, looking to the right, and I see you. You're standing outside the restaurant, making eyes at the prostitutes.

"What prostitutes, Vera! We just finished dinner, left the restaurant, and were already saying goodbye, getting ready to go home. And then you pulled up," I said, feeling guiltless.

 

среда, 29 июля 2026 г.

  

Chapter 13 (Перевод Брейна)

 

(All Parts Combined)

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where on earth could I buy that damn shaving kit?! Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

"Where are we going?" the taxi driver asked in Russian. In such a cosmopolitan city, I took this completely for granted."To the girls?"

"Why to the girls?"

"Well, every Russian who comes to Berlin goes straight to a brothel first thing. And there are plenty of them here."

"What are you talking about? That can't be true!" I said.

"Oh, you have no idea what those girls are capable of," the driver said. "They bring about fifteen billion euros in taxes into the German budget every year. Now that’s a business!"

"Good for them. But I'm not Russian."

"Really? Then where are you from?"

"I'm Ukrainian."

"Oh, I'm from Ukraine too! From Tsyurupynsk. Have you ever heard of it?"

"Yes, but that city no longer exists."

"What do you mean? What do you mean 'it doesn't exist'?" the driver asked. "I was born there, grew up there, and lived there until I moved here."

"It's Oleshky now."

"Is that true? So, I haven't just lost my homeland, I've lost my hometown too," the taxi driver lamented.

"Is that really something to cry over?"

"You shouldn't say that! It's my home soil, after all," he said, turning his middle-aged, snub-nosed Jewish face with blue Slavic eyes toward me, and continued, "So, where are we heading, compatriot?"

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky," he introduced himself.

"Mikhail, I've just arrived in Berlin. And I need to buy a razor and some replacement blades."

"Oh! All the stores are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least at Arkonaplatz, which is not far from Mauerpark."

"Then why are we just sitting here? Let's go!"

I stared intently at the boulevards drifting past the taxi window, at the austere buildings, and carefully scanned the sidewalks and pavements.

"Damn it! Not a single pothole, not even the tiniest puddle!" I exclaimed in disappointment.

"What do you think of that?" Mikhail asked, nodding toward a small crowd of people under the linden trees who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it looked as though everyone at this "rally" had a fever. Only after hearing the choral singing and seeing the dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, passionately beating African rhythms out of drums, saxophones, and banjos, did I realize that this was nothing less than a musical declaration of belonging to some tribe or clan. Looking closer, I guessed that the event had been organized by refugees from Africa.

I was mesmerized by the dark-skinned beauties with slender braids, whose firm buttocks vibrated rhythmically to the beat of the music. And right next to them, copying their moves, danced full-breasted, plump fraus and slender fräuleins. Swaying their hips, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens, was not just a catchphrase.

"There they are, Vera Mason's clients!" my Brain reacted to the theatrical display taking place under the Berlin lindens. "But she’s unlikely to convince these compatriots, who have truly developed a taste for Berlin life, to return to their native Mali or Sudan...

"An impressive crowd of spectators had already gathered around. They cheered on the musicians and dancers with applause. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed that nothing and no one could interrupt it.

"Africans are a resilient, cheerful people," I said. "They are the ones we should look to as a model of stamina!"

"Well, they are everywhere here! There’s nowhere left to house them," Mikhail said testily. "Unless it's in the areas and barracks of the former Dachau and Buchenwald concentration camps..."

"Only now do I realize how unfair this is toward the refugees," my Brain reacted energetically to this piece of information. "Where they once burned Jews, our driver's own people, their primordial enemies, the Muslims, will now live...

"Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a replacement blade cartridge from the very first mulatto man who caught my eye.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good food; otherwise, the blades will get dull in no time," I said, getting back into the car.

"Unfortunately, I'm busy tonight. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav—he’s from Prague, but he's been living in Berlin for a long time," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him along too?" I suggested.

"That would be great! We can have a party 'for three,' just like in the old Soviet days..."

"Well, if you insist, we can give it a try."

In launching this adventure to "save" my shaving blades, I had a practical goal in mind. I was curious to understand what life was like for the average German resident, and how they felt about refugees and migrants. To achieve this, I couldn't think of a better way than a candid conversation with a taxi driver and his friend.

And so, meeting up as a trio later that evening, we went to have dinner at the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Straße in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: first, it’s close to your house, and second, hummus makes a great snack!" Mikhail said, and waved over the waiter, a dark-skinned, curly-haired Arab man.

"To be honest, friends, I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with migrants. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of the newcomers?" I asked as we sat down at the table.

"You're new here, Lenya, so you don't realize that this is happening not just in Berlin, but across all the federal states of Germany," Mikhail said, apparently forgetting that he was one of the newcomers himself.

The waiter brought the hummus, prepared with garlic and lemon, along with vegetables and hot flatbreads. And so, we began our meal.

"This influx of refugees into Germany is probably an echo of its colonial past," I continued. "People from former colonies, searching for a better life, have swarmed into Europe—heading, so to speak, straight into the territories of their former empires."

"The post-colonial syndrome is more relevant to England, France, Belgium, and other European countries than it is to Germany. All that's left of the German colonies are a few breweries in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating today," remarked Vaclav, Mikhail's friend.

"However, it was actually the millions of migrants in the second half of the last century who pulled off a 'miracle.' They practically saved the automotive, coal, and other sectors of the German company from a severe labor shortage—and, ultimately, saved the German statehood itself..."

"I wonder which of today’s German business leaders reached the top thanks to — metaphorically speaking — the economic boom created by migrant labor?" I asked, tasting the still-warm hummus.

"First and foremost, it's Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick family, the Otto family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, and the Porsche family," Vaclav listed the names of the wealthy elite."And let's not forget Günter and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Curt Engelhorn, the family of Rudolf August Oetker, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub family, the Braun family, Hasso Plattner, the family of August von Finck, and the von Oppenheim family," Mikhail continued, rattling off the names of the local oligarchs.

"If this 'economic boom' had happened in the Soviet Union, the names of these 'shock workers' would have been put up on the 'Roll of Honor' boards in regional, provincial, and republic centers. And the best among them would have been awarded the Order of Lenin and the 'Gold Star' medal of a Hero of Socialist Labor," I said.

"However, that is far from a complete list of the wealthy families in today’s Germany. If my memory serves me right, we have around twenty thousand multimillionaires here," Vaclav clarified.

"Now I can picture exactly who German workers are working for, and who the migrants are slaving away for," I said with a smile, remembering how much I used to dislike creating surplus value. "And these clans, naturally, decide the fate of Germany..."

"Who else but them!" Mikhail nodded in agreement, just like a respectable bourgeois citizen.

"But aren't they worried at all about the rising crime rates and the increasing number of attacks on locals, especially women?" I asked a provocative question.

"The official stance on this matter is: 'We must not allow anyone to use these attacks to discredit all refugees,'" Vaclav stated. "The former German Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection, Heiko Maas, said that once. And as far as I know, nothing has changed to this day..."

"Government officials always misrepresent wishful thinking and often miss the point in their speeches. I wonder what they're trying to hide behind such diplomatic platitudes?" I spoke.

"The problem is that the post-war generation of Germans is retiring in masse. At least seven hundred thousand jobs open up every year, and domestic resources are insufficient to fill them," Vaclav replied, apparently well-versed in the subject.

"So, the same thing is happening again, and only migrants can save the German economy. Isn't that, right?" I asked.

 

"Of course, nothing changed," I sneered. "Government officials always misrepresent wishful thinking as reality and conveniently miss the point in their speeches. I wonder what kind of mess they're trying to hide behind such cowardly diplomatic platitudes?"

"It’s not a platitude, Lenya, it’s basic math!" Vaclav shot back, clearly irritated by my skepticism. "The post-war generation of Germans is retiring in masse. At least seven hundred thousand jobs open up every year. Our domestic resources are completely dried up. Who is going to run the factories? You?"

"Ah, so the grand illusion repeats itself," I said, leaning forward. "Only this time, corporate profits take precedence over national security, and only migrants can save the sacred German economy. Isn't that the real truth?"

"And that is exactly why the government is so eager to accept refugees from every single hotspot on the map," Mikhail interjected, his tone laced with heavy irony.

"Look, I was up on your TV tower today," I said, cutting through Vaclav’s attempt to interrupt. "And from up there, it looked as if countless mosques had literally dropped from the sky, taking over your capital..."

"Because they have!" Mikhail blurted out. "There are about a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And don't fool yourself, Vaclav—these aren't just quiet places of worship. They are political and cultural power centers of the Muslim world right here in Germany."

"So, you see it too," I said, turning my gaze back to Vaclav. "You don't need an army to conquer a continent. Refugees, migrants, guests—whatever label your media invents—they can seize Europeans' living space without firing a single shot. And you are letting them."

Vaclav slammed his hand on the table, his face flushing.

"Lenya, you sound like a textbook xenophobe! You just don't get it. This radical, paranoid rhetoric belongs strictly to the fringes—to the far-right extremists who only crawl out during government crises or Bundestag elections to scare voters. The 'open door' policy isn't a failure. It is bearing tangible fruit. It’s not for nothing that Germany remains Europe's undisputed economic powerhouse!"

 Vaclav Novotny, a fierce and uncompromising supporter of Angela Merkel's Christian Democratic Union (CDU), was practically vibrating with righteous indignation.

"How blissfully naive, Lenya!" my critical Brain whispered directly into my ear, dripping with cold, cynical amusement. "Just as the Germans willfully blinded themselves to the catastrophe of Nazism in the past, today they blindly ignore the double noose tightening around their necks: 'cheap' Russian gas and the vaunted fairy tale of multiculturalism. Renouncing national identity for the sake of gross domestic product is a direct, one-way path to turning a free European individual into a second-class 'dhimmi'..."

Hearing Brain's icy verdict, I suddenly thought with tender gratitude of the Congress of African Women and of dear Vera Mason. She, too, "professes" an "open door" policy. But her doors are open in the opposite, far more honest direction. Through them, the reversed streams of migrants, radical ideas, and reparations must flow—straight from Europe back to those countries from which they had been drained for centuries by the force and cunning of capitalists of all stripes.

I took my glass, rose abruptly from the table, breaking the suffocating tension, and said, "Friends, enough politics. I have a toast. Let's drink to Vera-Virginia. To my Vera!"

Mikhail and Vaclav, visibly relieved by the sudden shift in tone, stood up, raised their glasses, and in a harmonious, erasing duet repeated my toast: "To Vera-Virginia! To my Vera!"

понедельник, 27 июля 2026 г.

 I remembered

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where could I buy this damn shaving kit!? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you going?” He said in Russian. And I took it for granted in this multinational city. “Going to see the girls?"

 “Why see the girls?

 “Well, all Russians, when they get to Berlin, first thing they do is go to a brothel. And there are plenty of them here.

 “What are you saying? It can’t be!” I said/

“Ow! You don't imagine, — said the driver. "Prostitutes bring in about fifteen billion euros in taxes to the German budget every year. Now that’s work!

“Very good. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I am Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Have you heard of that city?”

“Yes, but no such city anymore already.”

“What do you mean? What does this mean, your 'no'?" I was born there, I grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s Oleshky.”

“Oh really! So, I not only have lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“There would be something to regret!”

“You can’t say that! It’s my small homeland after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed face of a middle-aged Jew with blue Slavic eyes to me, and continued: “So, where are we going, fellow countryman?

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I didn't come to Berlin for long. And I absolutely must buy a razor and spare blades?”

“Oh! All the shops are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least on Arkonaplatz, it's not far from Mayerpark.”

“What are we standing around for? Let's go!”

I attentively looked at the boulevards passing by the taxi window, the prim buildings, and scrutinized the sidewalks and pavement.

"Damn! Not a single pothole, not a single puddle, even the tiniest one!”  I said, disappointed.

“But what do you think of this?” Said Mikhail, nodding his head towards a small group of people under the linden trees, who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it might have seemed that everyone who had come to this "rally" had a fever. And only after hearing the choral singing and seeing dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, selflessly beating out African melodies from drums, blowing out saxophones, and emitting African melodies from banjos, did I realize that this was nothing other than a musical affirmation of identification as a people. And it was organized by refugees from Africa.

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll agree to return to Mali or Sudan again..."

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. And next to them, imitating them, danced busty, fat-bottomed Fraus and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a phrase for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around the dancers, cheering the musicians and the dancers on with clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed no one and nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I said. "They're the ones we should take as role models of resilience!"

"Well, they're all over the place! There is no place to settle them anymore," Mikhail said discontentedly. "The only places left are in the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, waking up. "Where Jews, Moishe's kinsmen, were once burned, today now their original enemies, the Muslims, will live."

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a spare blade cartridge from the first mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good snacks; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

 

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him too? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, like in the old Soviet days.

 "Well, if you insist, we can try.”

"We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: the first is that it's close to your home, and the second is that the hummus is a great appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glass.

"Not just Berlin, but all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I said.

"Post-colonialist syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only thing left of the German colonies are a couple of beer factories in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Moisha's friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is following the lead of local industrialists," he continued. - And do you know why?

 “Why?” I asked.

"The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around 700,000 jobs every year. And there aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. And the local oligarchy's motto these days is something like: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from," said Vaclav.

"The nature of oligarchs is the same in both Germany and Ukraine," I said.

"What are you saying!" Mikhail quipped. "Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'steal' from the budget, as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.

 "And yours are downright lambs!" I said, offended on behalf of our oligarchs.

"Lambs or not, but there are around twenty thousand of them here," said Mikhail.

"A decent herd!" I agreed.

"This 'herd,' as you put it, has a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars." "Germany owes its prosperity to them!" Vaclav enlightened me.

"Now I can imagine who the migrants will work for," I said, smiling peacefully to end this fruitless argument.

The waiter brought hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, vegetables, and hot flatbread.

"However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand," I said as we drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

"What are you talking about?" Mikhail asked, as if he'd forgotten what we'd been talking about.

"About the millions of migrants," I reminded him.

By this time, we'd all drunk and eaten. And there was no point in continuing the conversation...

"Today I was at the TV tower. And from there I saw, or perhaps I just imagined it, countless mosques that have landed on the territory of your capital..."

"Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are the center of the Muslim world."

"But the German government itself is inviting them!"

"And it's carrying out the will of the local oligarchs."

"I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?" — First of all, these are Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick Family, the Otto Family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche Family, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker Family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub Family, the Braun Family, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck Family, the von Oppenheim Family…

 “And they decide Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. And their combined wealth is worth more than two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents, especially women?

"The government's policy on this issue was voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: 'We mustn't allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...'"

"The minister is leaving something out in this statement. What is he trying to hide behind such generalities?" I asked.

"The whole point is that the post-war generation is retiring en masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs are created in Germany every year. And domestic resources aren't enough to fill them."

"So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that it?"

"Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots," Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in. "At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs strong hands, many strong hands..."

"I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims? Is this unique to Germany or to EU countries as a whole?" "I said, beginning to doubt the direction our country was drifting along.

"You're new here, Lenya, and you don't know much," Mikhail said, choking. "A few years ago, a new word appeared in the European political lexicon – 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written confirming the reality of the threat of Europe turning into Eurabia, where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. It's claimed that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, and those who submit will be turned into slaves, 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology."

 

 

 

 

 I remembered

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where could I buy this damn shaving kit!? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you going?” He said in Russian. And I took it for granted in this multinational city. “Going to see the girls?"

 “Why see the girls?

 “Well, all Russians, when they get to Berlin, first thing they do is go to a brothel. And there are plenty of them here.

 “What are you saying? It can’t be!” I said/

“Ow! You don't imagine, — said the driver. "Prostitutes bring in about fifteen billion euros in taxes to the German budget every year. Now that’s work!

“Very good. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I am Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Have you heard of that city?”

“Yes, but no such city anymore already.”

“What do you mean? What does this mean, your 'no'?" I was born there, I grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s Oleshky.”

“Oh really! So, I not only have lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“There would be something to regret!”

“You can’t say that! It’s my small homeland after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed face of a middle-aged Jew with blue Slavic eyes to me, and continued: “So, where are we going, fellow countryman?

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I didn't come to Berlin for long. And I absolutely must buy a razor and spare blades?”

“Oh! All the shops are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least on Arkonaplatz, it's not far from Mayerpark.”

“What are we standing around for? Let's go!”

I attentively looked at the boulevards passing by the taxi window, the prim buildings, and scrutinized the sidewalks and pavement.

"Damn! Not a single pothole, not a single puddle, even the tiniest one!”  I said, disappointed.

“But what do you think of this?” Said Mikhail, nodding his head towards a small group of people under the linden trees, who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it might have seemed that everyone who had come to this "rally" had a fever. And only after hearing the choral singing and seeing dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, selflessly beating out African melodies from drums, blowing out saxophones, and emitting African melodies from banjos, did I realize that this was nothing other than a musical affirmation of identification as a people. And it was organized by refugees from Africa.

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll agree to return to Mali or Sudan again..."

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. And next to them, imitating them, danced busty, fat-bottomed Fraus and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a phrase for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around the dancers, cheering the musicians and the dancers on with clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed no one and nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I said. "They're the ones we should take as role models of resilience!"

"Well, they're all over the place! There is no place to settle them anymore," Mikhail said discontentedly. "The only places left are in the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, waking up. "Where Jews, Moishe's kinsmen, were once burned, today now their original enemies, the Muslims, will live."

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a spare blade cartridge from the first mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good snacks; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

 

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him too? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, like in the old Soviet days.

 "Well, if you insist, we can try.”

"We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: the first is that it's close to your home, and the second is that the hummus is a great appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glass.

"Not just Berlin, but all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I said.

"Post-colonialist syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only thing left of the German colonies are a couple of beer factories in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Moisha's friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is following the lead of local industrialists," he continued. - And do you know why?

 “Why?” I asked.

"The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around 700,000 jobs every year. And there aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. And the local oligarchy's motto these days is something like: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from," said Vaclav.

"The nature of oligarchs is the same in both Germany and Ukraine," I said.

"What are you saying!" Mikhail quipped. "Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'steal' from the budget, as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.

 "And yours are downright lambs!" I said, offended on behalf of our oligarchs.

"Lambs or not, but there are around twenty thousand of them here," said Mikhail.

"A decent herd!" I agreed.

"This 'herd,' as you put it, has a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars." "Germany owes its prosperity to them!" Vaclav enlightened me.

"Now I can imagine who the migrants will work for," I said, smiling peacefully to end this fruitless argument.

The waiter brought hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, vegetables, and hot flatbread.

"However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand," I said as we drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

"What are you talking about?" Mikhail asked, as if he'd forgotten what we'd been talking about.

"About the millions of migrants," I reminded him.

By this time, we'd all drunk and eaten. And there was no point in continuing the conversation...

"Today I was at the TV tower. And from there I saw, or perhaps I just imagined it, countless mosques that have landed on the territory of your capital..."

"Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are the center of the Muslim world."

"But the German government itself is inviting them!"

"And it's carrying out the will of the local oligarchs."

"I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?" — First of all, these are Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick Family, the Otto Family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche Family, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker Family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub Family, the Braun Family, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck Family, the von Oppenheim Family…

 “And they decide Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. And their combined wealth is worth more than two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents, especially women?

"The government's policy on this issue was voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: 'We mustn't allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...'"

"The minister is leaving something out in this statement. What is he trying to hide behind such generalities?" I asked.

"The whole point is that the post-war generation is retiring en masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs are created in Germany every year. And domestic resources aren't enough to fill them."

"So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that it?"

"Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots," Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in. "At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs strong hands, many strong hands..."

"I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims? Is this unique to Germany or to EU countries as a whole?" "I said, beginning to doubt the direction our country was drifting along.

"You're new here, Lenya, and you don't know much," Mikhail said, choking. "A few years ago, a new word appeared in the European political lexicon – 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written confirming the reality of the threat of Europe turning into Eurabia, where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. It's claimed that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, and those who submit will be turned into slaves, 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I remembered

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where could I buy this damn shaving kit!? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you going?” He said in Russian. And I took it for granted in this multinational city. “Going to see the girls?"

 “Why see the girls?

 “Well, all Russians, when they get to Berlin, first thing they do is go to a brothel. And there are plenty of them here.

 “What are you saying? It can’t be!” I said/

“Ow! You don't imagine, — said the driver. "Prostitutes bring in about fifteen billion euros in taxes to the German budget every year. Now that’s work!

“Very good. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I am Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Have you heard of that city?”

“Yes, but no such city anymore already.”

“What do you mean? What does this mean, your 'no'?" I was born there, I grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s Oleshky.”

“Oh really! So, I not only have lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“There would be something to regret!”

“You can’t say that! It’s my small homeland after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed face of a middle-aged Jew with blue Slavic eyes to me, and continued: “So, where are we going, fellow countryman?

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I didn't come to Berlin for long. And I absolutely must buy a razor and spare blades?”

“Oh! All the shops are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least on Arkonaplatz, it's not far from Mayerpark.”

“What are we standing around for? Let's go!”

I attentively looked at the boulevards passing by the taxi window, the prim buildings, and scrutinized the sidewalks and pavement.

"Damn! Not a single pothole, not a single puddle, even the tiniest one!”  I said, disappointed.

“But what do you think of this?” Said Mikhail, nodding his head towards a small group of people under the linden trees, who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it might have seemed that everyone who had come to this "rally" had a fever. And only after hearing the choral singing and seeing dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, selflessly beating out African melodies from drums, blowing out saxophones, and emitting African melodies from banjos, did I realize that this was nothing other than a musical affirmation of identification as a people. And it was organized by refugees from Africa.

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll agree to return to Mali or Sudan again..."

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. And next to them, imitating them, danced busty, fat-bottomed Fraus and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a phrase for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around the dancers, cheering the musicians and the dancers on with clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed no one and nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I said. "They're the ones we should take as role models of resilience!"

"Well, they're all over the place! There is no place to settle them anymore," Mikhail said discontentedly. "The only places left are in the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, waking up. "Where Jews, Moishe's kinsmen, were once burned, today now their original enemies, the Muslims, will live."

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a spare blade cartridge from the first mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good snacks; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

 

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him too? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, like in the old Soviet days.

 "Well, if you insist, we can try.”

"We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: the first is that it's close to your home, and the second is that the hummus is a great appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glass.

"Not just Berlin, but all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I said.

"Post-colonialist syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only thing left of the German colonies are a couple of beer factories in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Moisha's friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is following the lead of local industrialists," he continued. - And do you know why?

 “Why?” I asked.

"The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around 700,000 jobs every year. And there aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. And the local oligarchy's motto these days is something like: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from," said Vaclav.

"The nature of oligarchs is the same in both Germany and Ukraine," I said.

"What are you saying!" Mikhail quipped. "Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'steal' from the budget, as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.

 "And yours are downright lambs!" I said, offended on behalf of our oligarchs.

"Lambs or not, but there are around twenty thousand of them here," said Mikhail.

"A decent herd!" I agreed.

"This 'herd,' as you put it, has a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars." "Germany owes its prosperity to them!" Vaclav enlightened me.

"Now I can imagine who the migrants will work for," I said, smiling peacefully to end this fruitless argument.

The waiter brought hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, vegetables, and hot flatbread.

"However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand," I said as we drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

"What are you talking about?" Mikhail asked, as if he'd forgotten what we'd been talking about.

"About the millions of migrants," I reminded him.

By this time, we'd all drunk and eaten. And there was no point in continuing the conversation...

"Today I was at the TV tower. And from there I saw, or perhaps I just imagined it, countless mosques that have landed on the territory of your capital..."

"Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are the center of the Muslim world."

"But the German government itself is inviting them!"

"And it's carrying out the will of the local oligarchs."

"I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?" — First of all, these are Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick Family, the Otto Family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche Family, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker Family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub Family, the Braun Family, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck Family, the von Oppenheim Family…

 “And they decide Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. And their combined wealth is worth more than two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents, especially women?

"The government's policy on this issue was voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: 'We mustn't allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...'"

"The minister is leaving something out in this statement. What is he trying to hide behind such generalities?" I asked.

"The whole point is that the post-war generation is retiring en masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs are created in Germany every year. And domestic resources aren't enough to fill them."

"So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that it?"

"Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots," Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in. "At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs strong hands, many strong hands..."

"I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims? Is this unique to Germany or to EU countries as a whole?" "I said, beginning to doubt the direction our country was drifting along.

"You're new here, Lenya, and you don't know much," Mikhail said, choking. "A few years ago, a new word appeared in the European political lexicon – 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written confirming the reality of the threat of Europe turning into Eurabia, where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. It's claimed that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, and those who submit will be turned into slaves, 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I remembered

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where could I buy this damn shaving kit!? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you going?” He said in Russian. And I took it for granted in this multinational city. “Going to see the girls?"

 “Why see the girls?

 “Well, all Russians, when they get to Berlin, first thing they do is go to a brothel. And there are plenty of them here.

 “What are you saying? It can’t be!” I said/

“Ow! You don't imagine, — said the driver. "Prostitutes bring in about fifteen billion euros in taxes to the German budget every year. Now that’s work!

“Very good. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I am Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Have you heard of that city?”

“Yes, but no such city anymore already.”

“What do you mean? What does this mean, your 'no'?" I was born there, I grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s Oleshky.”

“Oh really! So, I not only have lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“There would be something to regret!”

“You can’t say that! It’s my small homeland after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed face of a middle-aged Jew with blue Slavic eyes to me, and continued: “So, where are we going, fellow countryman?

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I didn't come to Berlin for long. And I absolutely must buy a razor and spare blades?”

“Oh! All the shops are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least on Arkonaplatz, it's not far from Mayerpark.”

“What are we standing around for? Let's go!”

I attentively looked at the boulevards passing by the taxi window, the prim buildings, and scrutinized the sidewalks and pavement.

"Damn! Not a single pothole, not a single puddle, even the tiniest one!”  I said, disappointed.

“But what do you think of this?” Said Mikhail, nodding his head towards a small group of people under the linden trees, who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it might have seemed that everyone who had come to this "rally" had a fever. And only after hearing the choral singing and seeing dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, selflessly beating out African melodies from drums, blowing out saxophones, and emitting African melodies from banjos, did I realize that this was nothing other than a musical affirmation of identification as a people. And it was organized by refugees from Africa.

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll agree to return to Mali or Sudan again..."

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. And next to them, imitating them, danced busty, fat-bottomed Fraus and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a phrase for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around the dancers, cheering the musicians and the dancers on with clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed no one and nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I said. "They're the ones we should take as role models of resilience!"

"Well, they're all over the place! There is no place to settle them anymore," Mikhail said discontentedly. "The only places left are in the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, waking up. "Where Jews, Moishe's kinsmen, were once burned, today now their original enemies, the Muslims, will live."

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a spare blade cartridge from the first mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good snacks; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

 

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him too? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, like in the old Soviet days.

 "Well, if you insist, we can try.”

"We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: the first is that it's close to your home, and the second is that the hummus is a great appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glass.

"Not just Berlin, but all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I said.

"Post-colonialist syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only thing left of the German colonies are a couple of beer factories in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Moisha's friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is following the lead of local industrialists," he continued. - And do you know why?

 “Why?” I asked.

"The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around 700,000 jobs every year. And there aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. And the local oligarchy's motto these days is something like: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from," said Vaclav.

"The nature of oligarchs is the same in both Germany and Ukraine," I said.

"What are you saying!" Mikhail quipped. "Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'steal' from the budget, as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.

 "And yours are downright lambs!" I said, offended on behalf of our oligarchs.

"Lambs or not, but there are around twenty thousand of them here," said Mikhail.

"A decent herd!" I agreed.

"This 'herd,' as you put it, has a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars." "Germany owes its prosperity to them!" Vaclav enlightened me.

"Now I can imagine who the migrants will work for," I said, smiling peacefully to end this fruitless argument.

The waiter brought hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, vegetables, and hot flatbread.

"However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand," I said as we drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

"What are you talking about?" Mikhail asked, as if he'd forgotten what we'd been talking about.

"About the millions of migrants," I reminded him.

By this time, we'd all drunk and eaten. And there was no point in continuing the conversation...

"Today I was at the TV tower. And from there I saw, or perhaps I just imagined it, countless mosques that have landed on the territory of your capital..."

"Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are the center of the Muslim world."

"But the German government itself is inviting them!"

"And it's carrying out the will of the local oligarchs."

"I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?" — First of all, these are Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick Family, the Otto Family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche Family, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker Family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub Family, the Braun Family, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck Family, the von Oppenheim Family…

 “And they decide Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. And their combined wealth is worth more than two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents, especially women?

"The government's policy on this issue was voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: 'We mustn't allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...'"

"The minister is leaving something out in this statement. What is he trying to hide behind such generalities?" I asked.

"The whole point is that the post-war generation is retiring en masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs are created in Germany every year. And domestic resources aren't enough to fill them."

"So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that it?"

"Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots," Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in. "At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs strong hands, many strong hands..."

"I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims? Is this unique to Germany or to EU countries as a whole?" "I said, beginning to doubt the direction our country was drifting along.

"You're new here, Lenya, and you don't know much," Mikhail said, choking. "A few years ago, a new word appeared in the European political lexicon – 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written confirming the reality of the threat of Europe turning into Eurabia, where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. It's claimed that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, and those who submit will be turned into slaves, 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 CHAPTER 13+

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where could I buy this damn shaving kit!? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you going?” He said in Russian. And I took it for granted in this multinational city. “Going to see the girls?"

 “Why see the girls?

 “Well, all Russians, when they get to Berlin, first thing they do is go to a brothel. And there are plenty of them here.

 “What are you saying? It can’t be!” I said/

“Ow! You don't imagine, — said the driver. "Prostitutes bring in about fifteen billion euros in taxes to the German budget every year. Now that’s work!

“Very good. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I am Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Have you heard of that city?”

“Yes, but no such city anymore already.”

“What do you mean? What does this mean, your 'no'?" I was born there, I grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s Oleshky.”

“Oh really! So, I not only have lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“There would be something to regret!”

“You can’t say that! It’s my small homeland after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed face of a middle-aged Jew with blue Slavic eyes to me, and continued: “So, where are we going, fellow countryman?

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I didn't come to Berlin for long. And I absolutely must buy a razor and spare blades?”

“Oh! All the shops are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least on Arkonaplatz, it's not far from Mayerpark.”

“What are we standing around for? Let's go!”

I attentively looked at the boulevards passing by the taxi window, the prim buildings, and scrutinized the sidewalks and pavement.

"Damn! Not a single pothole, not a single puddle, even the tiniest one!”  I said, disappointed.

“But what do you think of this?” Said Mikhail, nodding his head towards a small group of people under the linden trees, who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it might have seemed that everyone who had come to this "rally" had a fever. And only after hearing the choral singing and seeing dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, selflessly beating out African melodies from drums, blowing out saxophones, and emitting African melodies from banjos, did I realize that this was nothing other than a musical affirmation of identification as a people. And it was organized by refugees from Africa.

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll agree to return to Mali or Sudan again..."

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. And next to them, imitating them, danced busty, fat-bottomed Fraus and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a phrase for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around the dancers, cheering the musicians and the dancers on with clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed no one and nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I said. "They're the ones we should take as role models of resilience!"

"Well, they're all over the place! There is no place to settle them anymore," Mikhail said discontentedly. "The only places left are in the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, waking up. "Where Jews, Moishe's kinsmen, were once burned, today now their original enemies, the Muslims, will live."

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a spare blade cartridge from the first mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good snacks; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

 

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him too? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, like in the old Soviet days.

 "Well, if you insist, we can try.”

"We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: the first is that it's close to your home, and the second is that the hummus is a great appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glass.

"Not just Berlin, but all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I said.

"Post-colonialist syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only thing left of the German colonies are a couple of beer factories in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Moisha's friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is following the lead of local industrialists," he continued. - And do you know why?

 “Why?” I asked.

"The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around 700,000 jobs every year. And there aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. And the local oligarchy's motto these days is something like: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from," said Vaclav.

"The nature of oligarchs is the same in both Germany and Ukraine," I said.

"What are you saying!" Mikhail quipped. "Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'steal' from the budget, as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.

 "And yours are downright lambs!" I said, offended on behalf of our oligarchs.

"Lambs or not, but there are around twenty thousand of them here," said Mikhail.

"A decent herd!" I agreed.

"This 'herd,' as you put it, has a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars." "Germany owes its prosperity to them!" Vaclav enlightened me.

"Now I can imagine who the migrants will work for," I said, smiling peacefully to end this fruitless argument.

The waiter brought hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, vegetables, and hot flatbread.

"However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand," I said as we drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

"What are you talking about?" Mikhail asked, as if he'd forgotten what we'd been talking about.

"About the millions of migrants," I reminded him.

By this time, we'd all drunk and eaten. And there was no point in continuing the conversation...

"Today I was at the TV tower. And from there I saw, or perhaps I just imagined it, countless mosques that have landed on the territory of your capital..."

"Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are the center of the Muslim world."

"But the German government itself is inviting them!"

"And it's carrying out the will of the local oligarchs."

"I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?" — First of all, these are Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick Family, the Otto Family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche Family, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker Family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub Family, the Braun Family, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck Family, the von Oppenheim Family…

 “And they decide Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. And their combined wealth is worth more than two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents, especially women?

"The government's policy on this issue was voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: 'We mustn't allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...'"

"The minister is leaving something out in this statement. What is he trying to hide behind such generalities?" I asked.

"The whole point is that the post-war generation is retiring en masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs are created in Germany every year. And domestic resources aren't enough to fill them."

"So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that it?"

"Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots," Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in. "At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs strong hands, many strong hands..."

"I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims? Is this unique to Germany or to EU countries as a whole?" "I said, beginning to doubt the direction our country was drifting along.

"You're new here, Lenya, and you don't know much," Mikhail said, choking. "A few years ago, a new word appeared in the European political lexicon – 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written confirming the reality of the threat of Europe turning into Eurabia, where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. It's claimed that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, and those who submit will be turned into slaves, 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 CHAPTER 13+

I remembered that I wanted to shave. But where could I buy this damn shaving kit!? Frustrated, I hailed a taxi.

“Where are you going?” He said in Russian. And I took it for granted in this multinational city. “Going to see the girls?"

 “Why see the girls?

 “Well, all Russians, when they get to Berlin, first thing they do is go to a brothel. And there are plenty of them here.

 “What are you saying? It can’t be!” I said/

“Ow! You don't imagine, — said the driver. "Prostitutes bring in about fifteen billion euros in taxes to the German budget every year. Now that’s work!

“Very good. But I’m not Russian.”

“Really? Then where are you from?”

“I am Ukrainian.”

“Oh, I’m from Ukraine too! From Tsyuryupinsk. Have you heard of that city?”

“Yes, but no such city anymore already.”

“What do you mean? What does this mean, your 'no'?" I was born there, I grew up there, and lived there until I moved here.”

“Now it’s Oleshky.”

“Oh really! So, I not only have lost my homeland, but I’ve lost my hometown too,” the taxi driver lamented.

“There would be something to regret!”

“You can’t say that! It’s my small homeland after all,” he said, turning his snub-nosed face of a middle-aged Jew with blue Slavic eyes to me, and continued: “So, where are we going, fellow countryman?

“What’s your name?” I asked.

“Mikhail, Mikhail Zaslavsky,” he introduced himself.

“Mikhail, I didn't come to Berlin for long. And I absolutely must buy a razor and spare blades?”

“Oh! All the shops are closed today. But we could try to find something suitable at one of the flea markets. At least on Arkonaplatz, it's not far from Mayerpark.”

“What are we standing around for? Let's go!”

I attentively looked at the boulevards passing by the taxi window, the prim buildings, and scrutinized the sidewalks and pavement.

"Damn! Not a single pothole, not a single puddle, even the tiniest one!”  I said, disappointed.

“But what do you think of this?” Said Mikhail, nodding his head towards a small group of people under the linden trees, who were dancing as if in a collective fit.

At first glance, it might have seemed that everyone who had come to this "rally" had a fever. And only after hearing the choral singing and seeing dark-skinned musicians in white silk suits, selflessly beating out African melodies from drums, blowing out saxophones, and emitting African melodies from banjos, did I realize that this was nothing other than a musical affirmation of identification as a people. And it was organized by refugees from Africa.

"Here they are, Vera Mason's clients!" I thought sadly. "But it's unlikely they'll agree to return to Mali or Sudan again..."

I was transfixed by the coffee-colored beauties with their thin braids, their buttocks swaying rhythmically to the music. And next to them, imitating them, danced busty, fat-bottomed Fraus and slender Fräuleins. Shaking their bodies, they seemed to be trying to prove that multiculturalism was more than just a phrase for them, the descendants of Goethe's Gretchens.

A sizable crowd of onlookers and tourists had gathered around the dancers, cheering the musicians and the dancers on with clapping. The celebration was in full swing, and it seemed no one and nothing could interrupt it.

"Africans are a cheerful people," I said. "They're the ones we should take as role models of resilience!"

"Well, they're all over the place! There is no place to settle them anymore," Mikhail said discontentedly. "The only places left are in the former concentration camps of Dachau and Buchenwald."

"The irony of fate," my dormant Brain declared, waking up. "Where Jews, Moishe's kinsmen, were once burned, today now their original enemies, the Muslims, will live."

Mikhail drove me to the flea market and waited while I bought a Gillette razor and a spare blade cartridge from the first mulatto I came across.

"We have a tradition of celebrating a purchase with strong drinks and good snacks; otherwise, the blades will quickly become unusable," I said, getting into the car.

 

"Unfortunately, I'm busy this evening. I'm meeting my old friend, Vaclav the Czech," Mikhail said.

"How about inviting him too? That would be great! We'll have a 'Three of Us' party, like in the old Soviet days.

 "Well, if you insist, we can try.”

"We went for dinner to the Hummus & Friends restaurant on Oranienburger Strasse in the Mitte district.

"This restaurant has two advantages: the first is that it's close to your home, and the second is that the hummus is a great appetizer!" said Mikhail Zaslavsky, a longtime Berliner.

"I didn't expect Berlin to be so overrun with refugees. Are the locals really ready to surrender to the mercy of newcomers?" I asked after we'd finished our first drink glass.

"Not just Berlin, but all of Germany," Mikhail countered.

"It's probably a belated belch from the colonial past," I said.

"Post-colonialist syndrome is more relevant to Belgium and other European countries than to Germany. The only thing left of the German colonies are a couple of beer factories in the Chinese provinces of Tianjin and Qingdao, which, by the way, are still operating. That's not the problem," Moisha's friend Vaclav said thoughtfully.

"The problem is that the government is following the lead of local industrialists," he continued. - And do you know why?

 “Why?” I asked.

"The post-war generation of Germans is retiring en masse, vacating around 700,000 jobs every year. And there aren't enough domestic labor reserves to fill them. And the local oligarchy's motto these days is something like: 'Strong hands are needed to save Germany's economy!' So, it doesn't matter to them where those hands come from," said Vaclav.

"The nature of oligarchs is the same in both Germany and Ukraine," I said.

"What are you saying!" Mikhail quipped. "Ukrainian oligarchs only know how to 'steal' from the budget, as your Yulia Tymoshenko so aptly put it.

 "And yours are downright lambs!" I said, offended on behalf of our oligarchs.

"Lambs or not, but there are around twenty thousand of them here," said Mikhail.

"A decent herd!" I agreed.

"This 'herd,' as you put it, has a combined wealth of two and a half trillion US dollars." "Germany owes its prosperity to them!" Vaclav enlightened me.

"Now I can imagine who the migrants will work for," I said, smiling peacefully to end this fruitless argument.

The waiter brought hummus prepared with garlic and lemon, vegetables, and hot flatbread.

"However, it turns out that supply exceeds demand," I said as we drank to the prosperity of the German economy.

"What are you talking about?" Mikhail asked, as if he'd forgotten what we'd been talking about.

"About the millions of migrants," I reminded him.

By this time, we'd all drunk and eaten. And there was no point in continuing the conversation...

"Today I was at the TV tower. And from there I saw, or perhaps I just imagined it, countless mosques that have landed on the territory of your capital..."

"Yes, there are at least a hundred of them in Berlin alone! And they are the center of the Muslim world."

"But the German government itself is inviting them!"

"And it's carrying out the will of the local oligarchs."

"I wonder who they are, these German oligarchs?" — First of all, these are Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht, Susanne Klatten, Reinhard Mohn, the Flick Family, the Otto Family, Ingeburg Herz, Reinhold Würth, the Porsche Family, Günther and Daniela Herz, Stefan Quandt, Kurt Engelhorn, the Rudolf August Oetker Family, Otto Beisheim, Johanna Quandt, the Haub Family, the Braun Family, Hasso Plattner, the August von Finck Family, the von Oppenheim Family…

 “And they decide Germany's fate?”

“I don't think they're the only ones. If my memory serves me right, there are about twenty thousand multimillionaires in the country. And their combined wealth is worth more than two and a half trillion US dollars.”

“And they, of course, aren't concerned about the rise in crime and the increasing number of attacks on local residents, especially women?

"The government's policy on this issue was voiced by Heiko Maas, Germany's Minister of Justice and Consumer Protection. He once stated in the press: 'We mustn't allow anyone to use these attacks to indiscriminately discredit all refugees...'"

"The minister is leaving something out in this statement. What is he trying to hide behind such generalities?" I asked.

"The whole point is that the post-war generation is retiring en masse. At least seven hundred thousand new jobs are created in Germany every year. And domestic resources aren't enough to fill them."

"So, only migrants can save the German economy. Is that it?"

"Exactly. That's why the government is ready to accept refugees from all the world's hotspots," Mikhail, who had been silent until then, chimed in. "At the same time, preference is given to young Muslims from Africa and the Middle East. Germany needs strong hands, many strong hands..."

"I don't understand why preference is given specifically to Muslims? Is this unique to Germany or to EU countries as a whole?" "I said, beginning to doubt the direction our country was drifting along.

"You're new here, Lenya, and you don't know much," Mikhail said, choking. "A few years ago, a new word appeared in the European political lexicon – 'Eurabia.' Dozens of books and articles have been written confirming the reality of the threat of Europe turning into Eurabia, where new rulers will forcefully impose Islam. It's claimed that rebellious Christians and Jews will be physically exterminated, and those who submit will be turned into slaves, 'dhimmis' in Islamic terminology."